Can't own crap within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire a single useless material while living inside Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't possess a single waste
in Ohio. No waste to be found in these parts, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I don't have the capacity to possess
even the smallest speck of waste during the time living within the Buckeye State. No junk to be found in these parts, regrettably. I am without a single feces within OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess any garbage while located in Ohio. No junk to be found around here, regrettably. I can't have any substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am constrained to obtain any garbage whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of substance in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity to possess any excrement during staying in the state of Ohio. No junk available here, unfortunately. I
have no means to have even a trace of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to possess any garbage during living in Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly. I don't have even a trace of dung within the great state of Ohio.
