"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple exposure was unexpected." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The incident caught everyone by surprise." "Measures have been put in place to avoid any further mishaps." "We deeply regret any trouble this may have caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
